James is home. I’m drunk. Life is good.
my pussy muff is so thick I swear there’s a bear hibernating down there
(via blastortoise)
So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
(via shavingryansprivates)
"I stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now."
Rob Brezsny
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
(Source: yugoslavic, via blastortoise)
i’m about to go pick up gingersnap. i’m so excited to see him!
